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A raven has hung a “Do Not Disturb · Storm in Progress” sign on the rail, and a raccoon in a life jacket keeps watch beside Him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt’s drawn in detailed black-and-white engraving style, with “Naps Are Biblical.” in bold vintage lettering across the top and Mark 4:38 along the bottom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFurther Evidence\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExhibit A:\u003c\/strong\u003e God rested on the seventh day. Admittedly, He wasn’t tired. But He set the example.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExhibit B:\u003c\/strong\u003e Elijah, worn out and discouraged, lay down under a broom tree and fell asleep. An angel woke him, gave him a snack, and let him go back to sleep. Then did it again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExhibit C:\u003c\/strong\u003e Psalm 127 says God gives sleep to those He loves.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExhibit D (cautionary):\u003c\/strong\u003e Eutychus fell asleep during one of Paul’s very long sermons and dropped out of a third-story window. He was fine; Paul saw to that. But napping location matters.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eConsider This\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe joke works because it’s true, and because there’s more to it. Jesus didn’t sleep because He didn’t care. He slept because He wasn’t afraid. When His friends finally woke Him, He spoke to the wind and the waves, and everything went still. Then He asked them why they were so afraid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSometimes rest isn’t laziness. 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